Iň täze anekdotlar (başga dilde hem bolýa)

Вовочка возвращается домой из стоматологии.
Отец его спрашивает:
- Ну что, герой, зуб не болит больше?
- Не знаю. Доктор его себе оставил.

Bizin fakultetimizde has meshur anekdotymyz :)

экзамен по меж. прав.
профессор:
-Так студент Петров, как вы смотрете на право?

студент:
- Профессор какой глупый вопрос!? Прам так же как и на лево!

Chynar K.

- Доброе утро, зайчик!
- Доброе утро, рыбонька!
- Сварить тебе кофе, воробушек?
- Да, спасибо, кисонька!
- Ты что, тоже забыл, как меня зовут?

Misha

Bir gun bir garyp copan restorana naharlanmaga barypdyr. Barya oturya,ofissant gelip name iyjegini sorapdyr. Copan hem iyjek zatlaryny aydysdyrya. ofissian hem getirip berya.Copan iyip hezil edyade in sonunda jubisinden bir tarakan cykaryp galanja naharyn içine atya we gygyrmaga baslaya.
-Bu nahili restoran bolya naharynyn içinde tarakanlar toy edya.Mana su yerinin eyesini cagyryn on bilen gurlesjek diyya.
Restoranyn eyesi gelya welin munada yanky yaly edip gygyrya. Ol yerinin eyesi copany umsumlik bilen gyra cekip:
-Name islesen bereyin gayrat et sesini cykarma diyya.Copan hem garbanmaga zat bersen bolya diyya.
Restoranyn eyesi hem tazeden nahar zat berip copanyn garnyny doyurya we birazajyk hem puljagash berya we iberya.Wakany yanynda synlap duranlaryn biri hem yanky copana:
-Agam basga tarakanyn yokmay diyip soraya welin, yanky copan:
-Birejik cybynym galdy ong bilen hem cay icjek diyip jogap berya...

PS gulkunc bolman hem biler. yenede paylasaydym.Telpek goy

Submitted by Han on Thu, 2007-09-27 16:53.

bir chopan restorana baryar. Yanyna ofisiant gelyar, name iyjek diyip, chopanam eylesini bakyar beylesini seredyar, gorse chetrakde bir adam zat iyip otyr, olam: shol adamyn iyyan zadyndan diyyar, ofisiant: bagyshlan, yone ol adam oz naharyny bermez :)

PS
bu da gulkunch bolman hem biler :)

Engineer and Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, and I'll be yours forever." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,I'll be yours forever".

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm actually a beautiful princess and that I'll be yours forever. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

ay menem kem galmayyn, yazyp galayyn gulkunc hem bolmasa
Bir Tumar atly turkmen gyzy toyda inlis bilen tanyshyar,
What is your name? diyip inlis sorayar
Ol gyzam hile bir inlis bilyanlerden bolup joralaryn yanynda
My name's Tumarrow, diyya
inlis gorguljik ertir aydarmyka diyip garashandyrda:)

Bir arap USA viza üçin söhbetdeşlige barypdyr
- Your name ?
- Saleh bin Tariq bin Khalid Al-Fulani ...
- Sex ?
- 3 times a day
- No, no. Male or female ?
- Male, female sometimes camel.
paid tha cost to be da Bo$$

men şeyleragini bilyan
-se*?
-yes offcourse....:)

......................buda geçer.......................

iş yerimde öz özüme gülüp otyryn weli gelip sorasalar name diyerkam (especially camel :P )

... özem gyzlar :)))))

gel ne olursan ol yine gel...

Ay bir zat yadyma dushdi diyen bolda sowup goyber. :-)
PS. Mena koplench sheyle edyan.

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Bu gün bolmasa, ertir bolar!

Dine gyzlar diymadinmi name yany?

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Ay gyzlara gurrun bersenem borlay :-)

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Учительница говорит первокласникам:
- А сегодня ребята, мы будем проходить букву Х . Прошу вас придумать слово, начинающиеся на эту букву. Вовочка, опусти руку, ты ещё за букву Б папу не привёл.

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100 i men yazdym hahahahahaha
ilkinji gezek.bolya men oye gaytdym.görüşyançek!

gel ne olursan ol yine gel...

Дети в школе пишут сочинение на тему "Паника". После звонка все сдают свои работы, Вовочка сдал чистый лист с 3-мя красными точками. На следующем уроке учительница спрашивает, что это значит. Вовочка:"Знаете, Мариванна, у меня 3 старших сестры и каждый месяц у нас на календаре нарисованы 3 красные точки. А этот месяц нарисованы всего 2, так представляете, какая у нас дома паника!

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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. she brings me only one piece. I tell her " I wanna two pieces". she say "go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand, I wanna to pieces on my plate".
she says to me:"you better not piss on tha plate, you sannawabitch!!
I don't even know this lady and she call me sannawabitch!!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her " I wanna a fork". and she tella me, "everyone wanna fuck". I tell her "you don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table". She say " you better not fuck on the table you sannawabitch".

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him: "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say " you don't understand, I wanna sheet on my bed".
He say, " you better not shit on the bed, you sannawabitch"

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said, " Peace on you". and I say , "Piss on you too, you sannawabitch", and I gonna back to Italy

40'a yetenkirlan 1 adam urolog'yn yanina baryar
ve anyrsyny barsini gorkezip:

Adam: Doktorjan, bu gok yzlar namedenka, ha ??
Doktor: Gangren'a menzeyar munyn, sizin 1 yumurtanizi ayirmali boljak.

--1 yumurta gidyar ve pasient'e indiki hepde gelmegini aydyar:

Indiki hepde:
Adam: Ay Doktorjan, ola yene gogerdi..
Doktor: Onda 2-nji hem eyyam zayalanandir, munam ayirmasak bolmayar
-- 2-nji yumurta-da gitdi

3-nji hepde:
Adam: Doktorjan, mun galanjasam gogerip bashlady ahyry ?!
Doktor: Bay bouw, gynansagam hemmesini ayirmali bolupdyr,
bashga charan yok !!
--Galanjasam gitdi.

4-nji hepde:
Adam: (Aglamjyrap) Ynha, yene-de gogerdi, indi name etmeli ??
Doktor: Hany anyryna barine ovrul !!
Adam: Haa ?? Indi g*tumem ayirmalimi ? (1 krug edyar oz dashynda)
Doktor: Ay onurak aytmalyda how tursugini taze alanyny,
bedenine gok tursugin renki chykyan ekena :))))

haha
+18 goyman + ayal/gyz/zenan goymaly ekenin :)
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Ýagşy iş et, senden ýagşy at galar

bir garryja dayza ginekologyn yanyna baryar,

-doktor, mena sizin yanynyza geldim
-eshiklerinizi chykaryp stola munun, diyyar

dayza eshiklerini chykaryp munyar, ginekolag barlayar ve:
-dayza hemme zat govy, diyyar
-o nahili govy, nache gun bari agyryp chydadanoga
-niraniz?
-dishim
-dishiniz? ony chykarynmakanyz aytmaly ekenda, dishin agyryan bolsa dish dogtary yanyna barmalyda
-ay mena siz kokune sertjeksiniz oytdum :), diyyar