Пришли Винни-Пух с Пятачком в гости к Кролику.Нажрались мёда со сгущёнкой без хлеба и собрались по домам.Винни-Пух,застрял в кролечъей норе,никак вылезти не может.Тут Кролик говорит Пятачку:Пятачок,ты иди наружу и тащи Пуха,а я его отсюда толкать буду.Тащит Пятачок Винни-Пуха,а тот вдруг,выпучив глаза спрашивает Пятачка:Пятачок,у тебя есть Ружьё?.Есть дома-отвечает пятачок.Винни орёт:Тащи быстрее,Это какой-то не правильный Кролик!!!
Bagyshlarsynyzda... bir azajyk erbedirak!

Begli&B 24 октября 2010, 07:36

Un agzanyñ gepine go$ulýan

perman 24 октября 2010, 07:44

Surat gornenak

Dowlet aga 24 октября 2010, 07:54 +1

Suratda sheyle yazgy bar :
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

You provided ‘My recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please Do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Engineer 24 октября 2010, 08:29

Şu artykmaç Microsoft sözlerini mowzugy üýtget-den aýyrsana dost, gaýrat edip.

sylar 24 октября 2010, 08:35

Negro_daýy:
Şu artykmaç Microsoft sözlerini mowzugy üýtget-den aýyrsana dost, gaýrat edip.

natdi?!

Engineer 24 октября 2010, 08:37

sylar:
Negro_daýy:
Şu artykmaç Microsoft sözlerini mowzugy üýtget-den aýyrsana dost, gaýrat edip.
natdi?!

Daş! 🙂

Nazar 24 октября 2010, 10:26

Onda bolanyna göre mowzugyň adyna MICROSOFT goý, MİCROSOFT däl. Iňlis dilinde i uly harplary nokatsyz bolýa.

Hiroshi 24 октября 2010, 10:30

hayy biderekrajik ýumor eken. ay dost azabyn uçin al menden +1. ýone ýazan kişi kan gowy güldürmedi meni 🙂

Antoshka 24 октября 2010, 12:20

gülemlimiiii.....wahahahahahahwuuwwuwuwuwuahahahahahahah

sylar 25 октября 2010, 14:45

Nazar:
Onda bolanyna göre mowzugyň adyna MICROSOFT goý, MİCROSOFT däl. Iňlis dilinde i uly harplary nokatsyz bolýa.

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