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The doctor told me i suffer with insomnia. I've lay awake all night worrying about it.

Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds.Luckily I wrote this in sex

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"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

Sex is like football. It's always more satisfying when you come from behind

If someone says 'I love you' and you don't feel the same way, say 'I love YouTube' really fast