Degishmeler -2
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Taze acanym ucin gatyrganjaklar bolup biler, eger sheyle bolsa, onunden meni bagyshlamagynyzy towakga edyarin!
Ozumden 1 degishme(aslynda, tragediya-la:) yazyp bashlayin:
Iki dost bir mazarlykda gorkman durma barada jedel edyaler, olardan biri gorkman mazarlykda uzyn wagtlap durjagyny aydyar, dosty ona mazarlyga bir gazyk cakyp gelse, islan zadyny sowgat etjegini aydyar, olam mazarlyga tarap gazyk we cekic bn gidyar. Dosty geler yarde gelmeyar, gacyp gidendir diyen pikir bn olam oyune gidyar, ertesi gun mazarlykda onun dostunyn oli jesedini tapyalar. Gorup otursalar ol oz synyna gazygy cakyp derrew gacmak bn bolyar, syny sypdyrmanson bolsa, arwahlar-oluler meni tutdy diyip, gorkusyndan yuregi yarylyp o tarapa giden ekeni!
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Yolbars bir gun towshany urmak uchin bahany gozleyamish. Tilkini chagyryp:
-Tilki dost towshany urmaga bahana tapyp ber
-Chilip sora, eger filtrli berse 'name uchin filtrli berdin diy' filtriz berse 'name uchin filtrsiz berdin' diyip garnyna tepip goyber.
Son Tilki gidip yolbarsy towshana satya ve:
-Eger yolbars senden chilim sorasa filtrlymy yada filtrsyszmy diyip sora yogsam ichini chogdyr diyya.
Ertesi gun yolbars towshany chagyryp:
-Towshan chilim ber
-Filtrlimi yada filtrsiz
-Ejjjen name shapkany geymansin. Gurp tarp yenjip bashlaya
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Bu komment ucinŞapka? O nähili şapka?
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Ulalyp, oňalmadyk
Ay bul anekdot bolar bolgusyz zat kepleyanler uchin toslanan. Turkmenlerde soz bara Men name diyyan tamdyram name diyya.
garaz towşan samsyk boldyda arada.
Gülüp içim gyrylday....
tokayda ayi(A) yashayamyshyn.onsan bu ayi her gorende towshany(T) uryamyshyn.towshan shapkaly bolsa "towshan!name uchin menin yanymda shapka geyyan"-diyip,shapkasy yok bolsada "towshan hany shapkan nirde?"-diyip uryamyshyn.ay onsan ayi urup-urup bu bahanadan bizar bolup gidipdir.name etjegini bilman,tilki tutupdurda "bol mana towshany urar yaly bahana tapyp ber"-diyyar.tilkem "towshandan chilim sora,filtrly berse name uchin filtrly beryan,filtrsyz bersede name uchin filtrsyz diyde uruber"-diyyar.yone tilkinin towshana yuregi awayan ekeni,shon uchinem ol bildirmanjik towshana hemme zady gurrun beryar...
A-towshan barik gel!-towshan gelyar.
A-mana cheker yaly chilim ber.
T-sana filtrlysy gerekmi yada filtrsyz-diyip her elinde birini uzadyp dur.:)...
A-...
A-towshan shapkan nirde?!
Howa eyleki bloga girjek bolsan azajyk kynyrak. Ata aga onarypsyn shuna
Yalnysh how ikinizinkem
A-towshan barik gel - towshan ylgap gelyar.
A-mana cheker yaly chilim ber.
T-sana filtrlysy gerekmi yada filtrsyz-diyip her elinde birini uzadyp dur.:)...
A-...
A-towshan shapkan nirde?!
A-towshan barik gel - towshan ylgap gelyar.
A-mana cheker yaly chilim ber.
T-sana filtrlysy gerekmi yada filtrsyz-diyip her elinde birini uzadyp dur.:)...
A-...
A-towshan TELPEGIŇ nirde?!
-Towshan barik gel
-geldim ayy
-sen kim?
-men towshan
-bolanda name bar ashygyny dashyrakda oyna
40 yyl maya gezinchan, butun 1 yyl ner gezgin!!!
A-towshan barik gel!-towshan gelyar.
A-mana cheker yaly chilim ber.
T-sana filtrlysy gerekmi yada filtrsyz-diyip her elinde birini uzadyp dur.:)...
A-...
A-towshan pahodkan naile?? chishme bomy?
...gulp talp...
A-towshan barik gel!-towshan gelyar.
A-man cheker yaly chilim ber.
T-sana filtrlysy gerekmi yada filtrsyz-diyip her elinde birini uzadyp dur.:)...
A-mana trubkada gerek!
...gurp tarp dufk aaaaay waaaaaaak uuuuuu....
Ayy tokayda gidip baryarka:
-Towshan, towshan, tooooowwwwshan. Ejjjen towshan nirde sen?
40 yyl maya gezinchan, butun 1 yyl ner gezgin!!!
edil shu wagt towshanlar yadyma dushdi.
towshan(T) magazine baryarda satyjydan(S)
T-sizde kashir barmy?
S-yok,biz kashir satamzok.
ertesi gun yene
T-dayi kashir satyanyzmy?
S-yok,dun aytdyma biz kashir satamzok,gorunme gozume...
iki gun son towshan yene gelyar.
T-dayi sizde kashir barmay?
S-Yok,biz kashir satamzok,nache gezek aytmaly?!eger yene birje gezek kashir sorap gelsen chekich b/n diwara chuylap goyaryn!!!
bir hepde gechyar.
T-dayi,sizde chuy barmy?
S-yok.
T-sizde chekij barmay?
S-yok.
T-onda kashir barmay?
A-towshan barik gel!-towshan gelyar.
A-eshtyanmi towshan! ish bollynla tmolympiatda...
...tapyr tupur. wah sah we shona menzesh.......
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Bu komment ucinSatyjy towshanyn yanyna gelyar diyyar:
S-Towshan kashir satjakmy?
T-Men kashir satamok
1 gun gecenden son
S-Towshan kashirin barmay?
T-Yok diyilda how indikide ayy aydaryn
S-Towshan ayy barmay?
T-Filtirli ayymy ya filtirsiz?
-Kashir bamy?
-Yok
ertesi gun yene:
-Kashir bamy?
-Yok diydima. Yene sorasan dishini pytradaryn.
ertesi gun ene tovshan kashir soraya. satyjy dishini pytradyar.
sonkysy gun tovshan gelip:
-Kashir suvy bamy?
-Ayy aydar hazir bamy yok.
40 yyl maya gezinchan, butun 1 yyl ner gezgin!!!
Satyjy towshanyn yanyna gelyar diyyar:
S-Towshan kashir satjakmy?
T-Men kashir satamok
1 gun gecenden son
S-Towshan kashirin barmay?
T-Yok diyilda how indikide aya aydaryn,chekich b/n diwara chuylap goyar.
S-Towshan ayy barmay?
T-chekichlisimi ya chuylusi? satyjy pikirlenyar chuy b/n name ederay?
S-chuylusi.
T-ayii!barik gel.shu chekiji alda diwara chuylap goy satyjyny.
Annashka:
-Ey ayy
-Ey bizar etme mena yatjak.
40 yyl maya gezinchan, butun 1 yyl ner gezgin!!!
Satyjy towshanyn yanyna gelyar diyyar:
S-Towshan kashir satjakmy?
T-Men kashir satamok
1 gun gecenden son
S-Towshan kashirin barmay?
T-Baray!
S-Ayam bamy?
T-Ayam ba
S-bolya onna sagbol.
uahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahaha
T: Kashir barmay dayy?
S: Ey shol birzady gaytalap bizar etme. Atamyrat gelse komendini pozduraryn
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Bu komment ucinBir hapa anekdot bardy towshan barada, indi ony remikslap, arassalap yazayin.
Towshan irden chykyar deryan gyrasyndaky oyunden. Deryan o chetinde yashayan aya gygyryar:
-Ayiiiiiiiiiii
-Name?
-Sen daliiiiii
Ertesi yene
-Ayiiiii
-Name?
-Sen daliiiiii
Ay sheydip 3-4 gezek aydanson ayi ol tarapa yuzup gechipdir. Garashyp durupdyr irdenden. Towshan hininden chykyp
-Ayiiiiiiii
Ayi onun gulaklaryndan tutup
-Name?
-Shu gun bagyshla diyjekdim ayijan
:D
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Ulalyp, oňalmadyk
Towshan her gun irden deryan gyrasyndaky oyunden chykyp deryan o chetindaki aya gygyryar.
-Ayiiiii!
-Name?
-Sen dali!!!
ayi halys bizar bolupdur,edil shol wagt deryada altyn balyjygy goryade yalbaryp bashlayar:
-Altyn balyjyk,meni bash minutluk balyk eday,anaryk yuzup gecheyinle
-Yok,ayi.Birden seni lakga iyaymesin.
-Onda meni gush et,uchup gecheyin.
-Yok,ayi birden seni burgut iyaymesin...
beyleki tarapda towshan:
-Yuzup gechjek!..Uchup gechjek!..Sen barik yuzup gech,yzyna uchup gechersin.
zooparkda chagajyk:
-eje,eje seret nahili gulkunch maymyn.
-yok oglum,bu entak kassir.
Zoparkda otyran maymyn cagasyna:
-seret seret oglym bu adama.
-Yok bu entek ayy
Ayy:
-Shapkan hany?
Salam!.. Eyy oglanlar okap okap oldimow gulip gulip oldim! kop sagblyn!